…and we wanna show you our new toys 🙂
Meg: This, we got shipped from the lovely company called TooTimid. So we are actually going to be reviewing these.
Tanya: This is like Christmas! I feel like sisters and we just got gifts and we’re taking turns opening them… I like the packaging!
Meg: Silicone Marvelous Flicker(CalExotics), incredible flickering tip. Oh, and it’s rechargeable! It says ’10 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation!’ oooh… see?
Tanya: let me see!
Meg: it’s like a little tongue! When we talked about doing toy reviews I wasn’t that excited because I never really liked sex toys, but we’ve been gone for a while from blogging and podcasting…
Tanya: We were on a hiatus
Meg: and in that time I worked at a sex toy shop which definitely helped peak my interest in toys again, so we’re excited to start reviewing.
Tanya: so I will be pegging assholes. (Toy is Bikini Strap-On & Silicone Dildo Set from Sportsheets)
Meg: Have you ever used a strap-on before?
Tanya: yes I have actually, and they’re not easy to use. I’ve had sex with a man and with a woman both with strap-ons, but I can’t say they were memorable experiences. That’s actually what I’m hoping for, is a better experience.
Meg: I’ve had sex with a strap-on, but I’ve had it used on me more, and I agree. It’s really hard, ‘Wow, this is a lot of work!’
Tanya: Yeah, it seems like its going to be an easy venture, then it never is. Meg, you’re gonna have to be on hand when I bang these bungholes. She signed up!
Meg: Hopefully one day I’ll wanna try insertable toys again. I have weird issues with that still, that’s why I like the vibes. But, I am working with my Sex Coach Leigh, and hopefully, I’ll get past that one day!
Tanya: So thank you, TooTimid!
… Pause…Now for the big announcement…
Tanya: We’re launching a porn career soon. Some of these items might end up showing up, so look for your products in our future porn. And all of our porn will cycle through Patreon, Onlyfans..
Meg: well, Patreon doesn’t allow porn. Don’t worry patreon, we won’t do that to you…
Tanya: You are getting our essays and our photos though…
Meg: there will definitely be things related TO the porn there, but you just won’t see it…it’s so tricky though, we’ve even had Instagram delete a picture of a dildo.. but you will find out more about the porn release on all of our social medias… patreon, onlyfans, twitter, Instagram… All of them!
Tanya: we own them all! Monopoly!
Meg & Tanya: K bye!